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CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Elderly Survival Quest

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9591

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4050
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mines Excavated:	3234	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2978
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Animals Bred:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	204
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoTomorrowMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Imagine a world where chickens can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to eternal life (or at least a really cool sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find out what you would do if there was no tomorrow…and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6930
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ores Mined:	4850
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	7493	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3