BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8493
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	129673	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	131	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ScaredyCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.