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Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Farms Harvested:	106	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ores Mined:	1135	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2884	Emeralds Found:	3119
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	9692	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4856
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	2354	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8