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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8264 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!