Blinken’s Block Party

blinken, Blinkens, BLOCK, cease-fire agreement, ceasefire deal, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, haggling, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, Party, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Truce, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

New Minecraft Servers

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the haggling never stops! we have crazy deals and non-stop action that will keep you on your toes!

imagine a world where blinken is the ruler and he is fighting off hordes of haggling hamas members who just won’t accept a ceasefire deal! it’s chaos and madness but oh so much fun!

join us now for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and crazy negotiations all day long? come join the madness now!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	6898
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7003	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Towns Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7791	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	3211
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.