BlindBrainCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	4085
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Votes:	9889
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5081	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	519295	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	140
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	491

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5342	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	985069
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	774	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Towns Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7682
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1830	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	193987
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1