Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Emeralds Found:	7383
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	5931	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4908

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1849
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.