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| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5619 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 171765 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
