Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	6863
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Farms Harvested:	322	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4914

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	157
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80