BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7259
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Emeralds Found:	3508
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7003	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	127
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	4649

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	6733	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	276	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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