BlastCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Ban, BlastCraft, bombshell plan, Censorship, controversial, current events, Democracy, democracy in danger, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, main opposition parties, Minecraft, News, North Korea, opposition, Politics, ruling party, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Georgia going all ‘North Korea’ up in here, but in a fun way, not a scary way, ya feel me? we got this bombshell plan to ban all the boring main opposition parties, cuz who needs ’em when you can join our crazy Minecraft server instead?

imagine a world where you can build your own dictatorship in Minecraft, but like, with way more explosions and way less oppression. join us and become the supreme leader of your own virtual nation, where the only rule is to have a good time and blow stuff up!

we’ve got custom plugins that let you launch nukes at your enemies, build giant statues of yourself, and even ride around on flying pigs. plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and epic pranksters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old politics when you can rule over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat)? see you on the server, comrade!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2284
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	9531	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	79

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Items Found:	6801
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Buildings Constructed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	194	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	4517	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	37053
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!