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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	4068
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8558	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2116
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6550	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4