Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	8348	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Star Shards Collected:	159
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1957	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	3664	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6247

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1327	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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Shake It Off Minecraft Server

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”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

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Updated September 30, 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	4