BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Emeralds Found:	5686	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	118
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7867	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	805	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1764	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.