BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1156
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3869
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
New Chunks Explored:	850490	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3313	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3318	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1151
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	5797

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.