BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	4486
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	347	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Items Found:	4469
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.