BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	78
Enchantments Applied:	198	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchantments Applied:	100	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	5201
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	69
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	4961
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!