BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2748	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	6254	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	9819
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2647
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.