BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4482
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2569
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4921	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1208	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ores Mined:	4546	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8849	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.