BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Farms Harvested:	544
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4765	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.