Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Zombie Dances: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 90
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 3701
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KyivDroneDefense

    KyivDroneDefense
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Magic Items Found: 5290
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PokeTale

    PokeTale

    Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

    – 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

    – Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

    Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server
    Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

    Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

    And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

    Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

    So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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