Blame The Parents Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	4158	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	7535	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	661
Crops Grown:	2907	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	129	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	700
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5