Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Emeralds Found:	1711
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	5446
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5939	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	985354	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1155	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Potions Brewed:	154	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	3172
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1940
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Mines Excavated:	4155	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net