Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	5025	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	68
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	65

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3290	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	6486
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3397	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?