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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4577 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1970 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.