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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4973 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 167 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 154758 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.