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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6144 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 86 | Farms Harvested: | 699 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.