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Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2758
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1834
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	799274	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	5493
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9074	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	261	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7910	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!