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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.
u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.
if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.
