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Players: 96/100 Votes: 2311
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3230 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9831

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.

u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.

if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

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    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 739
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4044
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimension Hops: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Votes: 9513
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3898
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1967
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7173 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5314
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4102
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8275
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6748
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 New Chunks Explored: 978242
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5342
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mines Excavated: 1113
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Farms Harvested: 889 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Emeralds Found: 3770
    Crops Grown: 6127 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 248
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6142
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2356 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6348
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 455
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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