Black Hole Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	513645
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	83	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Animals Bred:	185
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4376	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Crops Grown:	3895	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3223	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ores Mined:	5931	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	126
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	31938	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1161	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2