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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Divine Spears Created: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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