Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!
Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
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Noob Minecraft Server – I can’t play this game because it…
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Are you tired of being haunted by a fish you hate in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about that pesky fish ruining your gameplay again. Our server is fish-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any aquatic enemies lurking around.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a friendly giant who roams the lands offering players valuable loot and resources. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So sharpen your building skills and get ready for the ultimate showdown!
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to protect our players from griefers and trolls. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe and sound under the watchful eyes of our llama guardians.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly giant or learn the ways of llama-fu. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!
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PumpkinSpiceLatte Minecraft SMP
ATH, btc, bull market, community dynamics, conspiracy theories, cryptocurrency, cult mentality, dogecoin, fud, Investment, investor behavior, LINK holders, LONG-TERM OUTLOOK., market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, Minecraft, performance comparison, price prediction, PumpkinSpiceLatte, rationalization, risk assessment, smp
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the server economy, just like the rollercoaster ride of Dogecoin prices.Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?
With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!
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Late Long Nights
artifact weapons, balance, bigger community, Combat, Community, custom content, custom mods, Exploration, Magic, Modpack, player leveling system, Players, Prominence, PvE, PvP, Quests, Season, Soundtrack, Survival, talent tree, Tech, upgrade trees
SEASON 15! We are now on our 15th season and we are doing a Prominence || Modpack! We are always looking for more players and a bigger community!
A fully powered up modpack, with balance between Combat, Exploration, Magic and Tech, and Custom Content! Giving you all mods to enjoy! Whatever you like, let it be Combat, Tech, Exploration or Magic, you will not miss out on it A Lot of Custom Content! Ranging from quests, to a player leveling system, fully custom talent tree, powerful unique artifact weapons with their own upgrade trees, custom mods made for the modpack, and an original soundtrack! +MORE!
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Epic Fight Arena
action-oriented, animations, battle royale, Classes, Combat Mechanics, epic fight, fighting strategies, fighting styles, game modes, Intense battles, king of the hill, KitPvP, PvP, Soulslike, Special Attacks, stamina management, tactical combat, Unique abilities
“Epic Fight Arena” is a PvP-focused Minecraft server built around the Epic Fight mod, which overhauls Minecraft’s combat mechanics by adding complex fighting styles and animations. The mod brings a more action-oriented, “soulslike” combat experience.
In our server players can engage in intense PvP battles using different classes, special attacks, and unique abilities.
The server itself offers various game modes, including KitPvP, where players can pick pre-set kits with unique gear and abilities, Battle Royale, King of The Hill, and many more.
It’s tailored for players who enjoy tactical combat with additional depth, from managing stamina during battles to utilizing different fighting strategies depending on their class or weapons.
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Falling for Blocks Minecraft Server
24 years later, avoid scams, beware of scams, blocks, fake scams, Falling, falling for fake scams, falling for scams, fantasy scams, fantasy scams continue, internet scams, long term scams, Minecraft, Never Change, online scams, people falling for scams, return to fantasy, scam alert, scam prevention, scam victims, Scam Warning, Scams, Server, still falling
Are you tired of falling for fake scams in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only scam you’ll fall for is the one where we promise you’ll have too much fun!Imagine this: after 24 years of searching, you finally stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a world where fantasy is reality. Dragons roam the skies, unicorns prance through meadows, and creepers… well, they still explode, but at least they’re colorful!
Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And hey, if you get scammed by a sneaky leprechaun along the way, at least it’ll be a hilarious story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fantasy begin! Just watch out for those pesky scamming pixies…
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The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!
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PlayerFun MC
PlayerFun MC is a small, brand new server, where we want to be together. Attributes/Features are… – Survival SMP – Cross platform support! – Daily Backups – 24/7 Always on server + DDOS Protected – Economy + Shop system – Loads Of Land Ready To Be Built On! – No Grief Plugins/Rules, we trust that these plugins will be a last resort – No Land Claim – Keep inventory – Small friendly community with endless possibilities!
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InfiniteLands
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Awesome Survival server! [Lifesteal & KitPVP coming soon]
Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)
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Unify Mankind Minecraft Server
Collective consciousness, collective unity, Global community, Global cooperation, global harmony, global oneness, global solidarity, global understanding, Harmonious Coexistence, Human Connection, human unification, humanity united, Mankind, Minecraft, one world, peace on Earth, Server, unify, united humanity, Unity, universal love, world peace, world unity, worldwide peaceAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to unify mankind through the power of blocks and pixels! Join us as we embark on epic quests to bring peace and harmony to the virtual world.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building incredible structures using only their hooves. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these woolly wonders.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics and logic? Hold on tight as you zoom through the skies and experience thrills like never before.
So come join us on our quest to unite mankind and have a laugh along the way. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wonderful?
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Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite
Anime, deny, Drama, emotional, emotional episode, emotional genre, endermite, episode, feelings, genre, hate, Heartless, heartless moron, Minecraft, MODERN, modern shounen, moron, peak, peak of genre, sad, series, Shounen, smp, television, Youre
Are you tired of boring, emotional episodes that don’t make you feel anything? Well, then you must be a heartless moron! Join our Minecraft SMP server for the ultimate shounen experience at Dandadan!We have epic battles, dramatic plot twists, and friendships that will make you cry tears of joy. But beware, if you deny the greatness of our server, you may just find yourself facing off against the legendary griefers of Dandadan.
So come join us for the most intense, emotional, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at Dandadan!
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BlockXCel Network
OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Prison Factions Minigames Economy Roleplay Vanilla Hardcore Pixelmon KitPVP Parkour Towny Modded Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag Hunger Games, Vanilla
Explore a vast world, build amazing structures, and make new friends. We offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom features, exciting events, and a friendly community. Join us today and start your adventure!
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SoulSMP
Balanced, Builds, claim protections, Community, Connect, Cooperative, Cross-Play, Economy, Friendly, Jobs, Minecraft, Peaceful, Rank progression, Secure, Server, SoulSMP, stunning builds, Thrive, Trade, wealth
Soul SMP is a peaceful, economy-driven Minecraft server where players can trade, build, and thrive in a friendly community. With balanced systems like claim protections, jobs, and rank progression, players enjoy a secure, cooperative space to grow their wealth, create stunning builds, and connect with others.
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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Dragon.., Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Kokona, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, TORTOISE, Tree of SephirothAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server for a chance to explore the mystical Tree of Sephiroth, where you can embark on a special investigation that will blow your mind (and maybe even your blocky character’s mind too)!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out in a Grand Assault against Chesed with special armor? Or how about taking on Hieronymus in an Urban Torment with even more special armor? It’s all possible on our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the chance to team up with a Dragon and Tortoise for a better future? Or attend a Mansion Masquerade with the Essence of Beauty? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilariously fun way)!
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I Don’t Look Down on Others Because I’m White, I Really Minecraft SMP
acceptance, discrimination, dont, equality, feminism, gender, Happiness, Identity, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, Privilege, Race, self worth, smp, social class, social status, Stereotypes, success, upbringing, wealth, White
Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just average and boring? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have rich parents that can afford to buy them all the diamonds they want! That’s right, forget about grinding for hours to find resources, just ask your mom to buy them for you!Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only thing that matters is how much money your parents have. Who needs skill and hard work when you can just buy your way to the top? Plus, we have a special VIP area where only the wealthiest players can access, complete with golden blocks and diamond armor for everyone!
So why wait? Join our server now and show off your parents’ money like never before. Who knew being rich could be so fun in Minecraft?
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StonedSkyblock
Stoned Skyblock, come chill and play Skyblock. Yanno while stoned. New server. Will be accepting staff applications, requirement of 18 years or older for staff. Have fun be kind be friendly and use common sense 🙂