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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6886 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7737 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2160 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
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Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.