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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7705 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.