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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4997 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.