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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
Gods Slained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Star Shards Collected: 199 Enchantments Applied: 203

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