Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Secret Passages Found: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9917
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5125 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7443 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Towns Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 299 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 271 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Alien Abductions: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Farms Harvested: 434 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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