Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	6165
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zombie Dances:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Animals Bred:	145
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.