Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	197

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Last Day Craft!

appreciate life, carpe diem, cherish every moment, Craft, Day, embrace the unknown, end of life, existential questions, final moments, fleeting moments, last chance, last day on earth, life’s purpose, live in the present, live like there’s no tomorrow, live with intention, live without regrets, living fully, make memories, make the most of it, mortality, Seize the Day

What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

art, Atoq, Beliefs, Chill Community, custom origins, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, Lore, music maker mods, Polls, Semi, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	6889	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3039
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

acknowledge, active study, aged, continue, dream, dreamt, fortune, Impactful, japanese, japanese language, Japanese language professor, Language, Last Night, let down, Long Time, my fortune, new students, Professor, Real Life, Rush, smp, Students, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	4781

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1935
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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