Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9220
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ores Mined:	7418
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	9156	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	4560
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7455
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	756
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5303	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	1668

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!