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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Band Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21