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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP
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Players: 105/100 Votes: 2966
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Meteorites Collected: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

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Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 849
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

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    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3520
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6003
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1495
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7326
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchantments Applied: 163
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Votes: 6601

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7123
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Votes: 8578
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 New Chunks Explored: 943389
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1462 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9143
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Crops Grown: 8276 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3122
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6301
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 287 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Meteorites Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8932
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crops Grown: 1768
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

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    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9820
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8806
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3633 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5985
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 New Chunks Explored: 606264
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3140
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft ServersRDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

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  • ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4263
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

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    The best server in anarchy!

    IP: mc.enderland.fun

    Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

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