Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support. Apply now and be part of the team!
167.114.34.222:25599
Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 3:42 PM
Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support. Apply now and be part of the team!
167.114.34.222:25599
8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.
You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
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Pros | Cons |
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Large player base | Can be crowded and laggy |
Wide variety of minigames and modes | May have stricter rules and moderation |
Regular updates and events | Some pay-to-win elements |
Pros | Cons |
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Provides a toxic and challenging environment | Not suitable for all player types |
Caters to experienced players who enjoy PvP | Promotes toxicity and aggressive behavior |
Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of concurrent players, while MenaceMC Factions may have a smaller but more dedicated community of experienced players.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while MenaceMC Factions is focused on a toxic and challenging environment for PvP enthusiasts.
Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements in certain modes, while MenaceMC Factions may have a more level playing field with a focus on skill and experience.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, serenading you with catchy tunes. Or how about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on giant chickens armed with exploding watermelons? Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube sensation, Gawrgura, who will guide you through the wacky world of our server with her infectious energy and quirky humor. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some truly outrageous swag that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start throwing emeralds at you. Yes, that’s the kind of randomness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane Minecraft server out there. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come and join the fun now!
1. Our spawn point is a giant toilet that flushes you into the world – talk about a crappy start!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, trust me.
3. Our custom mobs include flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie chickens that drop fried chicken legs – it’s a poultrygeist nightmare!
4. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu and wielding a carrot sword? You can do that here!
5. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, trolls, and treasure chests that explode confetti – good luck trying to survive that madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hässlicher Ziggo Ausgabe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen – they’ve got some serious twerking skills!
Join us and experience epic battles with virtual idols, build pixel art statues of your favorite vtubers, and participate in virtual dance-offs that will make your avatar’s legs tired (if they had any)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is guarded by a giant virtual dragon who only lets in the most fabulous vtubers. Will you be able to impress this majestic creature with your virtual charisma and charm?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the elite vtuber squad. Just remember, no mere mortals allowed!