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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2687 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
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