so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 3468 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Magic Items Found: 8769 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY