BirthCraftHoldMyHand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	141
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	219	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	1416
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	184

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3252
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	738	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5