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Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4539
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9124	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5748
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	7608
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7551	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12