come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crops Grown: 9745

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1620 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 720 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1278 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Potions Brewed: 161

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 1934 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mines Excavated: 2942
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 2292
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Villages Defended: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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