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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Votes:	5245	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5401	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	5181
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4010	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150